just tell him i said nine months
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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