maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
tell me about the eggs
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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