A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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