i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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