let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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