It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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