you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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