You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
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she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!