I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
did i just pee glitter
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