Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.