No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.