'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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