you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Text me some of your sweat
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