I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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