hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
What a fucking waste of an outfit
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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