I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I feel like abortions should bother me more
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
