I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Randomize
