there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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