hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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