so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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