i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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