Porn is love you can see.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.