Wipe that smile off your face.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably