just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
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I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?