check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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