GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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