her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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