So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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