Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize