Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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