I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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