Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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