So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Just invented taco cereal.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You made out with two different species that night
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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