oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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