Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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