they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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