I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The air was thick with penises
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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