did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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