redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
tell me about the eggs
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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