hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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