Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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