is your mom at the bar?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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