Only a mothe r could love this liver
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
