Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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