Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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