the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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