She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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