I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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