I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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