dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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