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I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
please don't ironically join a cult
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