Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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