found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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