I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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