she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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