hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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